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KLINGON TURKEYS - Finally, A Thanksgiving Dinner that bites back!


TAGS: klingon turkey turkeys thanksgiving
Rating: 2.84/5

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maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 10:10 am
my klingon is a little rusty but 'kabla'


TASTE THE RAINBOW - In this instance, thanks but no thanks ...


TAGS: taste rainbow thanks but no
Rating: 4.56/5

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CloudchaserS - August 12, 2012, 11:11 am
Their boogers also look like rainbows and taste like gummi bears and snapping fingers with uni boogers on them turns nearby objects into chocolate


HAPPY THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: thanksgiving turkey
Rating: 4.41/5

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hootizz - November 25, 2010, 5:10 am
Aaaayyee..... Sunday, Monday Happy Days.., Tuesday Wednes....., very cool, and great timing..!!
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:22 am
the rocker is actually a surfer... and yes, I don't get the fonz. :(
ICEMAN - November 24, 2010, 9:09 pm
Right back at ya Airman. Enjoy that tryptophan haze.


ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .


TAGS: drugs alcohol weapons thanks officer
Rating: 4.88/5

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Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:26 pm
HEART
Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:23 pm
Warning I'm about to make an unmanly post about how much I like this...


HAPPY THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: charlie brown thanksgiving
Rating: 4.39/5

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Derek - November 22, 2011, 5:03 am
I've seen a good many people for whom a bit of "starvation" wouldn't go astray.


IRONY - Franklin - "This is so great, having all my friends and I together for Thanksgiving and... wait- what the hell?"


TAGS: peanuts charlie brown thanksgiving franklin
Rating: 4.23/5

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ratfink95 - August 17, 2015, 10:54 am
Problem with that Sparky? You haven't got that quite right anyway. Peppermint Patty was interested in Charlie Brown.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:46 pm
Peanuts was bullsh*t anyway. Always making fun of god (the crazy kid is the only one that quotes the bible), one black kid who never got to say anything and two stereotypical lesbians.
mattwins34 - December 13, 2010, 4:22 pm
Wow I never noticed that before


REDNECK THANKSGIVING - Somehow I don't think this is the image that Norman Rockwell had in mind




TYPICAL - You only love me for my huge breasts


TAGS: humor funny thanksgiving
Rating: 3.28/5

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GuinnessTroll - March 24, 2010, 1:23 pm
Motifake Wit Liberation F - your comment is funnier than the post...can I give that comment 5Ls?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 25, 2009, 3:01 am
It's true. Turkeys have awesome breasts. I like to put them in my mouth. And, like all breasts, they are great covered in gravy and taken with mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce.
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:49 am
Nice! 5 lions


I'M MOST THANKFUL - that this pisses off PETA!


TAGS: peta thanksgiving
Rating: 4.63/5

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PapaFox - November 22, 2012, 3:38 pm
Yummy! Can't wait for my own turkey to finish.
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 1:33 pm
love it...5L
maoworks2 - November 22, 2012, 12:32 pm
Wow Ham Turkey And All The Fixings That Looks So Good 5L Well Done.


SALUTE -


TAGS: thanks airman and others who serve
Rating: 4.39/5

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rerun - April 14, 2011, 6:51 pm

One can never finish saying thank you
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:26 pm
Nice one RR. 5 L's.
TheOne - April 13, 2011, 7:31 pm
Its been done,but its never been finished.5L.


REALITY CHECK, WHAT FREEDOM MEANS -


TAGS: freedom reality soldier war thanks
Rating: 4.44/5

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pricksoldier - September 20, 2011, 10:12 pm
that would be an original, unfortunately, just a few days later my unit lost one of its own over here.
Reality Lord - September 17, 2011, 1:52 pm

well done. is the text original...did you write it?


THANKSGIVING - Take the day off from fighting evil Today is turkey day




CAPTAIN OBVIOUS -


TAGS: thanks for that capn
Rating: 4.53/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 9:55 am
Capn B, that one was too easy...5LOL's just the same though!


THANKSGIVING - Thanksgiving Canucks Style !




THANKSGIVING - Enjoy your holiday assholes...


TAGS: thanksgiving enjoy your holiday assholes
Rating: 3.93/5

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twill1962 - January 12, 2013, 7:51 pm
Iron Eyes Cody, real name was Espera Oscar DeCorti, born to 2 first-generation Italian immigrants
MashiMashi - November 22, 2012, 3:33 pm
We use to use that tear clip at the end of our join lacrosse add.
thatwasfail - November 28, 2010, 9:32 pm
What does that Sicilian have against Thanksgiving?
Budog - November 25, 2010, 11:51 am
Cloudchaser, don't feel bad I remember them too...
rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:18 am

those were great commercials, they should still run them far as I am concerned
Cloudchaser - November 25, 2010, 11:15 am
Iron Eyes Cody. The crying Indian in a litter commercial. Dam, I'm old


GAY NAZIS -


TAGS: motifake timmies official flag south park reference thanks for asking
Rating: 3.39/5

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Bartimaeus - December 20, 2009, 6:13 pm
What? Maybe behind closed doors, but the Nazi party as a whole was against homosexuality. Now, if you're going to talk about "basic research," cite your sources.
The Goat - December 20, 2009, 4:37 pm
Actually quite a few of them were - do your basic research!
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 1:45 am
Keep digging, Bart. I may get you out of the hole.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:08 am
I swear...I say Kanye West is handsome ONE TIME and suddenly I'm a gay fish...
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 1:05 am
Not helping your case there Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:05 am
Thanks, I'm glad you guys like it. Let this be a blow to Timmies everywhere...wait...
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 1:02 am
Excellent, Bart.
phydeaux - November 26, 2009, 12:41 am
OK, that made me shoot my drink out my nose. 5L for a VERY well done one Bartimaeus!


GUILT INCLUDED -


TAGS: mothers days thanks love gifts
Rating: 4.34/5

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Chrysophase2003 - May 20, 2012, 9:28 pm
She wants the credit for me being pulled into this world, she's getting the blame too.
Hawamleh - May 14, 2012, 10:26 am
5l poster, 10 lion comment.
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 8:37 pm
Good thoughts, DJ. So I went to visit mom. I kinda feel bad about not stayin’ so long, but my brother’s storage facility was quite stuffy, and that urn always gives me the creeps….especially that dang happy face.


THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: thanksgiving holiday feast wtf
Rating: 3.43/5

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what about the... - August 5, 2009, 5:05 pm
Imagine if the Indians had given us a chicken. We would all be having Cock.


DID YOU HEAR THAT? - Daddy just told mommy that he likes to be spanked!




THE MILITARY SPOUSE -


TAGS: thanks for sacrificing too
Rating: 4.79/5

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rerun - April 30, 2011, 11:08 pm

I have never been in the service....does this mean I don't have the right to appreciate the sacrifices military spouses make?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2011, 9:13 pm
I don't run a website and I get plenty of fresh air. Thanks for caring about my well being though.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 7:14 pm
(ooops, premature submission) ... explain why he struck out again, and again?
Sean - April 30, 2011, 7:12 pm
You ever notice that Moooooooooooooooooooo tends to be right in a way that also serves to s
Greeny - April 30, 2011, 7:04 pm
I was in the service, and I agree with Moo+
InkAddict90 - April 30, 2011, 4:35 pm
if you havent been in the service you really dont have a right to comment!!
InkAddict90 - April 30, 2011, 4:34 pm
like you can talk MR. IRunAWebsite and havent seen sunlight in 4 years.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 8:37 pm
Most?.....I doubt that, Why insult these poor women, If yours cheated, maybe it's because you suck as a husband.
InkAddict90 - April 28, 2011, 7:59 pm
even though most military spouses are liars and cheaters who cant stay faithful thru a 7 month deployment... not that i would know. usmc
Sean - April 27, 2011, 9:00 pm
But now there is some funny in it for me.
rerun - April 27, 2011, 8:50 pm

oh well, still doesn't hange the sentiment.
rerun - April 27, 2011, 8:47 pm

is it working?
Sean - April 27, 2011, 8:47 pm
Didn't think so. Monarch's are a tricky species.
ICEMAN - April 27, 2011, 8:46 pm
Hey rerun, are you trying to set off all the epileptics out there with that avatar?
rerun - April 27, 2011, 8:43 pm

nope, I didn't.
Sean - April 27, 2011, 8:37 pm
You realize that THAT is a pic of two Monarchs humping, don't you?
rerun - April 27, 2011, 7:28 pm

thanks for the inspiration.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 6:27 pm
as a Military spouse, I thank YOU. 5L


TURKEY - This Years Was the Best


TAGS: bacon thanksgiving yum better
Rating: 3.53/5

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BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:45 pm
ummmm...TurBacon


Dear Officer, -


TAGS: thanks po po
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 5, 2015, 12:07 pm
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - December 5, 2015, 11:14 am
a 5er


DANKE SCHOEN -


TAGS: thanks i needed that cubby
Rating: 4.64/5

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DeGrey - October 10, 2010, 3:05 pm
nice pic, creepy motivation


TRADITION - "I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." -- Jon Stewart




LUNAR TRUTHS -


TAGS: thanksto the photographer he gave me ok to use this i didn t ask if i should credit it please feel free to take credit hope i did you proud
Rating: 4.71/5

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Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that shot for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

Thanks Haar for the great pic.


GERMANY - THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT -


TAGS: german girls drinking german beer guten tag and thanks for the assist faceplant
Rating: 4/5

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forseti - May 3, 2011, 2:22 pm
WE CAN PLAY HOCKEY! Have a look at the world championship!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:17 pm
I sure do miss Germany from time to time, many a good memory from when I was there, this was one of them!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:15 pm
sehr gut! Zwei Bier bitte! Prost!
il_smartass - February 25, 2010, 9:51 pm
sehr gut!!! prost!
Derek - February 24, 2010, 9:05 pm
They got a couple of goals off one of the best teams in the World. Can't be too bad.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm
Cheers!


MOOOOOO? -


TAGS: thanksgiving moo tribute also a small joke about my name clever ass turkies damn it all
Rating: 3.44/5

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Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:51 am
Enough of your fascination with Italian suppositories...this is relatively clean si...I can't say that with a straight face. I mean straight, as in unmoving.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:49 am
Innuendo is always fun.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:48 am
O, the innuendo. For the last time, I'm not a gay fish! I can't deny it anymore!...wait...damn.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:46 am
I`m sure you would Bart. I`m sure you would.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
Is that..."I'd like a dog in gravy." ???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
I think it means "the air conditioning in this building is not sufficient".....I could be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:44 am
Hah....I know a few words.....an ex of mine spoke Portuguese......I ditched her when she kept saying "Eu estou grávida"
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:41 am
You told me you were teaching them Portuguese...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:34 am
Foiled again! 5.


GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.




COURAGE -


TAGS: respect thanks military salute
Rating: 4.85/5

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marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:37 pm
it dont get better than thi5
TheOne - April 26, 2011, 6:50 pm
Sir this is one of the reasons i love this site.
Airman - April 26, 2011, 3:11 pm
nice rerun
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:54 am
That picture is awesome my friend.


MORAL OF THE STORY -


TAGS: thanks culos condoms
Rating: 4.67/5

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camden - March 25, 2010, 7:59 pm
if i could give 10 lions, i would give it 50.
GuinnessTroll - March 19, 2010, 6:49 pm
Great joke...
sywolf - March 19, 2010, 1:34 am
someone told me that joke a couple of years ago, its really old, but I like the way you tell it
Makriev - March 19, 2010, 12:45 am
LOL Really good one! 5 L
ICEMAN - March 18, 2010, 11:15 pm
Been there, done that. Well except for the little sister thing, and the family thing, and the marriage thing. Other than that.......... 5L
spacedog - March 18, 2010, 10:58 pm
Good one Face, 5Ls.


OOO RAH -


TAGS: marines thanks rerun
Rating: 4.32/5

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fan4camping - May 18, 2012, 7:28 pm
Thank5 for dredging up memories of Boot Camp.
rerun - May 18, 2012, 6:15 pm

Somehow I think you have heard that before. Excellent, great laugh of the day.


HAWAMLEH -


TAGS: culos money worthless thanks
Rating: 4.72/5

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Hawamleh - February 22, 2011, 5:18 pm
You flatter me, even though I feel very alone ...


THE RESTING PLACE - A Man May Build Himself A Throne Of Bayonets, But He Cannot Sit On It


TAGS: the resting place thanks aggy for the quote
Rating: 4.31/5

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mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 3:40 am
Is .... Does This mean their making a modern day game of thrones !!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:43 am
Touché
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:42 am
No. I forget you're not always sober. :p
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:38 am
I'm confused.......you're a lesbian??
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:35 am
The sad thing is, it's true!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:31 am
LMAO!!!!!! I was just trying to come up with a similar joke...
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:27 am
You mean he won't even give me the courtesy of pretending to be a (female) lesbian and hitting on me? I'm almost insulted.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:26 am
GuyFox and Derek are the same person.....he's too lazy to play the "naru" game.
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:11 am
Guy, Derek was employing what we would call a "pun."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:08 am
silly Derek wanna be (not something to aspire to)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:07 am
You completely......Go fuck yourself!
guyfox - July 5, 2010, 1:03 am
you completely missed the quote
Derek - May 17, 2010, 6:08 am
It appears to be an "arms" chair


GOBBLEGOBBLE -




FIRST THANKSGIVING - Great. You fed them. Now they're never going to leave.




MIXED FEELINGS -




TURKEY - This is the version some would prefer at Thanksgiving -- Miss Turkey 2010.




MACY'S THANKSGIVING PARADE - This unruly and unlawful mob is ordered to disperse


TAGS: macys thanksgiving parade disperse mob
Rating: 4.9/5

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Reality Lord - November 25, 2011, 5:54 pm

lolz...lt john pike...immortalized. you heard anonymous put his address and phone number online? that alone is justice.


RIP -


TAGS: tribute war thanks honor peace
Rating: 4.89/5

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coldinjected - February 21, 2011, 4:26 pm
It's still credited to Plato as of NOW. So before you jump into conspiracy theories and quoting random blogs, I think we are find letting Plato have this one for now Idlers.
Faceplant31 - February 21, 2011, 1:35 pm
You can take that discussion up with brainy quotes than. I believe them over you idlersjournal, so f*ck you very much.
idlersjournal - February 21, 2011, 1:31 pm
The quote was by George Santayana, not Plato.
newkevind51 - February 17, 2011, 8:31 am
sdfghjkl~~Kid your queer. how about you learn some respect!and your gay not this pic!
tellitlikeitis - February 15, 2011, 10:02 pm
Most excellent. And go find somewhere else to vent your anger sdfblahblahblah.
sdfghjkl - February 15, 2011, 8:50 pm
THis is fucking gay. suck a dick homo
evodmasters - February 8, 2011, 1:03 pm
Respect.


TOILET MANNERS -


TAGS: thanks mr phydeaux cubby motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.63/5

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GreyScorpion - January 30, 2010, 9:30 am
Guess that answers that nagging "does a bear sh*t in the woods" question. 5 Yogi's
BoneCD - January 30, 2010, 7:35 am
5 run Poodles run. Excellent Ron
Cubbybear - January 30, 2010, 2:02 am
5/5 Why do you think the girls love me?
ICEMAN - January 30, 2010, 12:12 am
I've seen that cartoon before but in this context... Classic. 5 rabbit pellets.


THANKSGIVING DINNER - You had it coming.


TAGS: dinner in laws family fight thanksgiving
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - January 15, 2012, 7:58 am

i thought it was "the airing of the grievances" during the festivus season.
coco2006 - January 15, 2012, 3:42 am
It's a french caricature about the Dreyfus affair. At the top, somebody remarks "above all, let's not discuss the Dreyfus Affair!" At the bottom, the caption reads "they have discussed it."


CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON -


TAGS: yes i know its a pencil thanks
Rating: 4.22/5

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Bovee - January 22, 2010, 11:20 am
Great just plain Great!
Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 9:27 am
Thanks guys
ICEMAN - January 21, 2010, 8:35 pm
5 rounds sent down range.
spacedog - January 21, 2010, 8:11 pm
Nice work Face.
sickartist - January 21, 2010, 6:57 pm
I liked it Face. 5L
Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 6:55 pm
I'm lost. Perhaps because I never heard of this expression. All you old farts... Haha.


SWEETHEART -


TAGS: thanksgiving such a wonderful family holiday
Rating: 3.41/5

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lesterinside - April 4, 2010, 1:52 pm
Either you are good in practice or good in theory - or excellent in blah blah blah blah from the sidelines *waving at the audience*
MO - April 4, 2010, 12:57 pm
Bout damn time someone called this one. Non stop blah blah blah....
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 12:52 pm
Like an art critic who failed art school.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 12:30 pm
Hey booger... You gonna make any posters or just Blah Blah Blah? *shrug*
booger13 - April 4, 2010, 11:10 am
hey canuk, i got news for you , no photoshop necesary in this pic *shrug*
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:43 am
thats a creepy lookin guy


THANKS FOR THE BIKE -




NEW COCKTAIL -


TAGS: thanks rerun
Rating: 4.67/5

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rerun - April 14, 2010, 7:47 pm

@TOC....nooooooooo, my image of you has forever changed
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:21 pm
Hee hee hee... *makes new shopping list*
Zealot - April 14, 2010, 2:42 pm
WIN!
R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 12:54 pm
Where the hell is the *puke* emoticon when you need it! 5 "shots"!


THANKSGIVING - Either she wanted her turkey really fresh or her husband-to-be had better watch his step.


TAGS: thanksgiving holiday bride turkey gun
Rating: 4.64/5

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maoworks2 - November 22, 2011, 4:39 pm
I'll Have Some White Meat, Please


WEST VIRGINIA -


TAGS: my do over and uncle daddy thanks you
Rating: 3/5

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Haarakkon - October 22, 2009, 6:12 pm
Civil1ty is so old school, Bone.
BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:29 pm
just being polite...we use to do that the 20th Century
DreMagnum - October 22, 2009, 2:24 pm
No reason to be humble or anything
BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Jmac
Jmac0585 - October 22, 2009, 9:29 am
What I meant is, this is a 5/5, and anyone that disagrees is either in West Virginia, in the pic, or in-sane.
Jmac0585 - October 22, 2009, 9:29 am
I am tired of seeing the haters. Oops, my posters all went down .2 points.


EYES UP HERE BUDDY! - I did pay for these so you could stare me in the crotch.


TAGS: yes its a midget joke thanks for playing
Rating: 3/5

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Anonymous2 - January 9, 2010, 3:28 am
That should be didn't instead of did. If she'd wanted a pair that would keep me staring at her crotch, she'd have gone with bee-stings instead of those casabas.
DrEvo82 - January 7, 2010, 10:36 am
Those melons look real to me.
Sidereal - January 7, 2010, 8:09 am
Oh dear i dont fancy yours very much
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:19 pm
Gag.
Me_ - January 6, 2010, 4:24 pm
you should have paid more


THANKSGIVING DAY TOAST -


TAGS: thanksgiving toast craw look it up
Rating: 2.8/5

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5150monkeylove - November 25, 2010, 12:22 am
4 sofa gobblers


THANK YOU LORD - For the earth you made For the Son you gave How he died for me


TAGS: god jesus cross thanks epicscribbles
Rating: 2.6/5

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EpicScribbles - June 7, 2011, 6:16 pm
It was 30 lines, how do I get it more than 3?
Reality Lord - June 6, 2011, 1:32 pm

post this to motitwist as well
Cloudchaser - June 6, 2011, 12:43 am
"Consider the lilies how they grow: they toil not, they spin not; and yet I say unto you, that Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these." Jesus Christ, Luke 12:27


THE SPIDER-MAN BALLOON - 'Nuff said right there.




SAYING GOODBYE -




MOOD -




GRANDPA IS 90 YEARS OLD - But thanks to Alzheimer's he thinks he is 19 ...


TAGS: grandpa thanks to alzheimer s
Rating: 4.72/5

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ICEMAN - August 7, 2011, 12:45 am
Damn, who woulda' thunk it? Budog finally came up with a good one. Go figure. 5
WereSteaminCleveland - August 6, 2011, 9:38 am
Perhaps the real motifake lies in the 19 year old in the denim jacket sits while the gray beard claims his prize?
Greeny - August 5, 2011, 10:52 pm
A love for real, not fade away...


THANK YOU - Happy Independence Day To Those Who Have Served Or Are Now Serving


TAGS: thanks serve military
Rating: 4.64/5

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marlygirl - April 28, 2011, 4:39 pm
Love thi5
rerun - July 4, 2010, 8:03 pm

Then you have never been in any of our more Southern diners. Those waitresses know how to sling some good hash (the food type)
forseti - July 4, 2010, 8:00 pm
+k
forseti - July 4, 2010, 8:00 pm
didn't know that waitresses and waiters are highly esteemed in America... just kiding! ;)


THANKSGIVING - Be thankful you're not him




AMERICA’S FINEST -


TAGS: americas finest patton military thanks
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sean - August 17, 2010, 11:22 am
Wow, an annoying bumper sticker becomes an even more annoying comment. Do you hav3e any t-shirts you'd also like to quote (without attribution, of course)?
jameswnash - August 17, 2010, 12:33 am
If you can not stand behind the soldier's who puttheir lives on the line so you can sleep at night, then by all means feel free to stand in front of them
Imants - January 5, 2010, 10:31 pm
Janitors are people, who are also doing far more than their jobs. They're probably doind some of your moms too.
Da5id - December 30, 2009, 11:03 am
These are men doing far more than 'just a job'... they are upholding an ideal, the ideal that enables you to play on this website among others.
Spangle - October 11, 2009, 12:11 am
But they were just men doing a job. Yes it's a good cause and all but still. You'd be praying to god if your dustmen never turned up each week!
doofenshmirtz - August 12, 2009, 9:11 pm
Hell Yah!!!! You couldn't be any more right.
Derek - August 12, 2009, 6:05 pm
Better that they were still alive though.
Agent K - August 12, 2009, 4:30 pm
Well Said


THANKS DUDE - This sure beats chasing sticks !




BLACKFRIDAY -


TAGS: blackfriday thanksgiving november holiday
Rating: 1.92/5

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Nenno - June 22, 2009, 10:20 pm
Looks like the outside of a walmart the night before the WoW expansion.


TECHNOLOGY -


TAGS: suicide car garage thanks to verdeckt
Rating: 4.81/5

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Peso - August 10, 2011, 7:58 am
How that got less than 5Ls I'll never understand. I think it's classic!


TOMORROW -


TAGS: annie scotch tomorrow thanks air
Rating: 4.71/5

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Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 6:12 pm
Yes, there's nothing sweeter than forbidden fruit. The good lord does a lot of baiting.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:07 pm
I have my Kitchen Aid one and my Ted Bundy one i did this week. I love the dark humor and blasphemy ones that best.
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 6:01 pm
Lol Most definitely. I once made a poster about masturbating to Jesus Christ.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 5:59 pm
I have quite a few in my basement that make this look like a baby magazine cover.
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 5:57 pm
It's really not. I've seen far worse. Hell, today is "make fun of Muhammad" day. lol
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 5:54 pm
Meh, i don't even think this one is all that bad.
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 5:50 pm
Tasteless? I may not know much about art, but I know what I like. Good taste? People with "good taste" eat shit like caviar and escargot, which leads me to believe they have no taste at all. There is certainly nothing wrong with making lowbrow jokes. 5L
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 3:02 pm
Yes i think this is funny. So have 4 other members. What is it with your hard on for using the word tasteless? Are you a websense secret agent is or what?
angelous - July 22, 2010, 2:50 pm
And I guess u think this's funny... ha-ha... so tasteless buddy.


MENTORING -


TAGS: special thanks to my mentor agdaniele
Rating: 4.69/5

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agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:36 pm
It's insurance.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:34 pm
well, so long as it's for "training" I am willing to work hard to be as good a master as you... Sooo, whats with the $5.00 JC Penny belt?
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:27 pm
Moooo and I have done worse before. I'm amazed we're still here.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:24 pm
"ball gag"? ha! this is going really bad, really fast! I hope the site can handle the damage. lol!
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:20 pm
all I need is a kiwi fruit... an PRESTO! Ball gag!
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:18 pm
lmao!!! next thing will be showing me how versatile my bandanna is
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:07 pm
These? Well... next, we work on the gag reflex.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:02 pm
Oh, I get it now! A strong ass is a protected ass. Genius! now what are you doing with those chopsticks?
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:58 pm
Because, monkeysan... the pole, you'll find, was chrome at one time.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 10:57 pm
But Sensei, why must I polish this brass pole in your garage with my buttocks?
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:55 pm
Not usually... but baby, you make 'em work!
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 10:54 pm
well, pink nylons don't work with Crane... as My Sensei tells me.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:53 pm
(and I should've taught you crane style, not flamingo)
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:52 pm
You musn't flaunt a vice so casually next time.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 10:50 pm
(sigh) Is there anything you Mods don't know about me? Can I just have one little secret vice?
rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:37 pm

we hear a different story
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 11:26 pm
I refuse to try on a thong, so I say thee nay.
rerun - November 26, 2010, 10:26 pm

you wear panties?
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 10:25 pm
(of course, by "jacket", he meant "panties")
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 10:24 pm
"Now let me get my camera."
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 10:23 pm
nah, Aggy is a more modern version...."Take off your jacket"...."now put it on"..."Take it off again"..etc..
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2010, 9:00 pm
you likey when he put wax on, or rip wax off? 5L
spacedog - November 26, 2010, 5:17 pm
Shpecial? LOL! 5L


TINA IN THE MORNING -


TAGS: wood poem twist thanks grey
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - November 25, 2010, 6:05 pm
Sad but true, it is my third language...LOL As you can see in the tags this great poem is penned by GreyScorpion. I'm not able to write either a good poem or a poem with a twist like this. GS made it for my first Tina poster, but I saved it 'til now.
Derek - November 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
Sehr gut Cubby-esque. It's hard to believe English is your second language.


A ROLLING STONE -




FIRST ATTEMPT - Sometimes there's no excuse for: "I have done this before sir"


TAGS: worst first attempt thanks rick69
Rating: 4.33/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 4:41 pm
Why thank you Carebear, much appreciated, I try... sometimes something like this surfaces
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:35 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 4:28 pm
Well... 'strictly speaking' I hope he sent you that due to the humour and not thinking that the pic itself is a fail :/
Rick69 - March 20, 2012, 11:42 am
Pointless now but, strictly speaking, I just yelled "picture of epic fail - stat"... my mate in the next room sent me this link over... so yeah... once again college life rules :D
M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 9:20 am
Lol, yes, the idea was not there until the picture made it's way into the... well picture, so I thank you very much and put a thanks in the tags as well if you look closely ;)
Rick69 - March 19, 2012, 6:57 pm
So you actually did use that picture... :)


ARMED CONFLICT -




A MOTIFAKE PSA -


TAGS: not funny enough with thanks to billy madison
Rating: 4.62/5

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Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 6:45 pm
I knew you meant "Not Funny Enough" but I was trying to work up the idea.... : |
Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 5:51 pm
Sure, i think we can all benefit from the wisdom of Adam Sandler
Reality Lord - February 7, 2012, 5:13 pm

ummm...V....can i use this quote ...for real...on a rejection?
GaryO - February 6, 2012, 9:22 pm
So this is what heavy, funny, scary looks like…. 5uperb compilation V
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 9:04 pm
I'll t5ke that as a 'No' :)


FAMOUS MISQUOTATIONS - Nah, It's a Dry heat.


TAGS: hindenberg misquote thanks trash
Rating: 4.46/5

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Mongo - August 18, 2010, 2:47 pm
Amazing! Maybe we should have sold them the damn helium.
Iconoclast - August 18, 2010, 2:05 pm
I wonder whether those who didn't "get it" may be folks who have never heard the radio broadcast of the event. That is long-ago history and it seems that history is not a big subject in schools - now it is social studies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2010, 11:49 pm
zing!
pzykosiz - August 17, 2010, 11:47 pm
neither did the people on the blimp
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2010, 11:45 pm
Thanks Guys. I wasn't sure how it would go over.
ICEMAN - August 17, 2010, 11:14 pm
At least you didn't come up with 'a huge manatee'.
agdaniele - August 17, 2010, 9:46 pm
Unequaled 5L.
TheTrashHeap - August 17, 2010, 9:23 pm
Amsome. 5L
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 9:13 pm
I'm schvitzing over here! 5/5
Reality Lord - August 17, 2010, 9:07 pm

holy shit....awesomeness! how did this one not sweep 5L's??????
spacedog - August 17, 2010, 8:44 pm
Nice one Moo+.
MyAkGetsShitDone - August 17, 2010, 8:41 pm
OMFG fukn LMFAO


KINKY A TRIBUTE TO RL -


TAGS: thanks for the lines
Rating: 4.44/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 12, 2012, 12:58 pm
HAHAHA!!! I lol'd at this one XD nice one Culos, 5[r]L's
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 2:42 pm

you know...that guy in the hood....aggy could give him lessons....olo.
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 2:39 pm

alas dear culos...no go. it got an NSFW....so i re-did it and sent you the original dude. enoy...i did!!
forseti - September 27, 2010, 11:05 am
MotiDiss... I like ;)
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 10:15 am
lets hope :)
culos - September 27, 2010, 10:06 am
Saw your latest one in the cue, and in case the Mods might wonder, I approve!
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 9:41 am
Made My Day 5ls
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 9:35 am

5LOL...one more coming back at you...and everyone else too. hoping it makes it...lol


BEAUTY -


TAGS: beauty thanks to agdaniele and toc for this
Rating: 4.4/5

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rerun - May 3, 2010, 6:17 pm

hey - all you need is the area code for this beaty, I can tell you it really does have interstate access
R.S.Jake - May 3, 2010, 10:33 am
Dude! You said you would let me know when your house went on the market! Now I'll have competition! 5 inner beauties.


NICKNAMES-BE CAREFUL WHO YOU GIVE THEM TO -


TAGS: thanks goes to the comedy of pete lee for inspiration
Rating: 4.22/5

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Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 9:54 pm
I'll admit... this is funny. YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, but this is funny. 5L.


KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE -


TAGS: wind calendar thanksgiving dinner silent but deadly
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 22, 2012, 7:12 pm
HA! Just making room for seconds. 5L
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 12:08 pm
Tryptopharts….they’ll put anyone to sleep..5 sneakers
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 9:45 am
Dam Greeny...3x5L for killing dinner and 3 topics in one poster!


attention -




SUCCESS -


TAGS: thanks ice cubby
Rating: 4.94/5

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ICEMAN - September 5, 2010, 6:40 pm
I love it, Cub! 5L


DO YOU HAVE SOME TIME TO KILL? -


TAGS: clock late hubby thanks verdeckt
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - February 14, 2012, 4:03 pm
nice... I have this pic saved from long time... once I was tempted to use it on Poster evolution thread.


HAPPY THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: cubby aggy rerun logic thanks
Rating: 4.7/5

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agdaniele - November 25, 2010, 4:08 pm
Happy Thanksgiving, my friend. 5L-Tryptophan


HAPPY THANKSGIVING - When turkey’s on the table laid, And good things I may scan, I’m thankful that I wasn’t made, A vegetarian. -Edgar A. Guest


TAGS: thanksgiving
Rating: 4.4/5

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PapaFox - November 22, 2012, 3:34 pm
Tofu turkey? Eeew! I'm happy to be omnivorous. :)
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 2:10 pm
A girlfriend of mine, her sister is vegan and every year Thanksgiving is held at her place...tofu turkey...how the hell can one be thankful for that? Gonna pass this one along to my friend teehee


CURIOSITY - It killed the cat, that loud, mouthy broad next door, and... uh-ohhhhh...


TAGS: thanks alot jmac0585 i won t get to sleep now
Rating: 4.24/5

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BoneCD - April 2, 2010, 1:32 pm
Excellent Jmac!!!
spacedog - April 2, 2010, 10:51 am
Very good Jmac, 5Ls.


WHACK 'EM -




LET US GIVE THANKS - For these natives who saved us, so we can screw them later




MY FIRST CAR - 65 miles to a quart of oil turn on the heater and smoke poured out unsafe at any speed... I loved it


TAGS: thanks mom
Rating: 3.93/5

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ENTER -


TAGS: pick this version admin i fixed the e thanks
Rating: 3.49/5

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Sean - May 21, 2009, 6:51 pm
No wait. This is the "fixed" version. Everybody now "YAWWWN". I hear ya.
Sean - May 21, 2009, 2:52 pm
It's evil!
thatonechick - May 21, 2009, 1:56 pm
How ironic! Damn that Enter key...
Sean - May 21, 2009, 12:18 pm
The first one, which is this one. The first "E" should be a little lower. It's up way too high. *weeps unconsoleably*
Airman - May 21, 2009, 12:16 pm
Which one is rated higher? First or second? there could be something to this
Sean - May 21, 2009, 11:38 am
Oops. I posted a slightly better version of this a few minutes after this one and they both got posted. Sorry about that.


THANK YOU LORD... -


TAGS: teabag lord thanks
Rating: 2.79/5

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HAHA - May 8, 2009, 3:42 pm
What a great set of titties.


FUTURE MOTIFAKERS - They're wise beyond their years




CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: hide and seek children games thanks for the idea chompers
Rating: 4.9/5

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agdaniele - September 6, 2010, 11:59 pm
One would assume so.
Chompers - September 6, 2010, 11:54 pm
Note: Not this creepy in real life.
agdaniele - September 6, 2010, 11:53 pm
j/k - someone had to take the fall.
Chompers - September 6, 2010, 11:50 pm
No problem sir, anytime.


SOUVENIR - Why does it always have to be about love? Why do they expect more after one night? Why do they all leave a mark when I say "Thank You"?




CUBBYFAKE - A Fine Tradition August 7, 2008 @ 4:14PM Happy Anniversary Cubby


TAGS: cubby helping make motifake what it is today thanks cubby
Rating: 4.76/5

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Cubbybear - August 8, 2010, 1:27 am
Thank [email protected] lester.
lesterinside - August 8, 2010, 12:38 am
Hail Cubby!!! Congrats, Master. Ang tindi mo!
Cubbybear - August 7, 2010, 11:08 pm
I am producing...LOL
rerun - August 7, 2010, 10:48 pm

as long as he remembers that tomorrow the anniversary is over and once again he will be forced to produce.
spacedog - August 7, 2010, 10:42 pm
Congrats Cubby. Well deserved.
rerun - August 7, 2010, 8:37 pm

@Cubby....this place would probably look quite different had you not been here or stayed. I think the new logo is a testament to that being a FACT.
Iconoclast - August 7, 2010, 8:13 pm
Congratulations. But, over 40 = greybeard? That is still YOUNG!!!
Cubbybear - August 7, 2010, 5:45 pm
"y" because he love you.
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 2:29 pm
LMAO @ the placement of the "y"
Cubbybear - August 7, 2010, 1:39 pm
It because of all of us. I just brought in the pervs and sickos...LOL!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 1:23 pm
Motifake may not have started because of you, but it is what it is today because of you.
Cubbybear - August 7, 2010, 1:12 pm
I remember LogicDude Starting the Sage Greybeards of MotiFake for us dudes over 40. It wasn't even a rank back then. Pocelina and the Satanic nuns,The strange Dutch chick Signe, who would post these weird pic of herself....memories
Cubbybear - August 7, 2010, 1:04 pm
I was just searching for demotivational posters through Google. We didn't even have a forum when I joined. No nudity...then we had nudity...then no nudity again. We had to join to post, so I joined. Mr. M was the only mod back then.
rerun - August 7, 2010, 12:56 pm

OK, just how did you discover Motifake? It was less than a month (I think) old when you joined
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:53 pm
But the rest of you is double digits! LOL!
Cubbybear - August 7, 2010, 12:51 pm
Thank you all.Hard to believe my user # is a single digit. 5/5 Rerun
Sparrowgirl - August 7, 2010, 11:47 am
Congrats Cubby!!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 10:12 am
Congratulations Cubby!!!
thatonechick - August 7, 2010, 10:11 am
Almost as fun as da-angus90-fuck.
rerun - August 7, 2010, 10:09 am

hello Mike34, aka funxxx. Thank you for giving this a 2L. You have been on the radar for a while now, now you are a target. Giving a 2L to a tribute poster to the individual who has made motifake what it is....douchebag move.
rerun - August 7, 2010, 10:00 am

Cubby - Thank you for helping make motifake what it is today. Keep up the great work.


FUNBAGS -


TAGS: ok thanks jen cubby
Rating: 4.72/5

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Faceplant31 - August 16, 2010, 3:34 pm
Amen.


THANK YOU -


TAGS: vets thanks heroes cubby
Rating: 4.7/5

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LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 6:03 pm
Had a free lunch already at Stratford Culinary Institute - don't laugh, it was prepped by Chefs! Dinner is at Applebees in a few!
Zook - November 11, 2010, 5:56 pm
sure, applebees, golden coral ,maybe some others
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 5:46 pm
wait! I get a free meal today?
Zook - November 11, 2010, 5:33 pm
No problem, I did it for the free applebee's meal once a year.
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 4:27 pm
Thank you, Sir.


THE MAYOR OF REJECTIONVILLE. -


TAGS: thanks for the idea aggy
Rating: 4.67/5

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Cubbybear - June 5, 2010, 6:09 pm
I thank you for your honest rejections
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 5:58 pm
To me, your tribute is every poster you send our way (even the nsfw ones). It's nice to reject something amsome from time to time.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 5:57 pm
LOL! Thanks, Cubby... since we can't show all of the rejections, we've gotta get our shots in somehow.
Cubbybear - June 5, 2010, 5:56 pm
A tribute to the mods...the rejection comments make me howl


MODS VACATION -


TAGS: reun thanks vacation fun cubby
Rating: 4.64/5

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Cubbybear - August 8, 2010, 10:49 pm
One crazy Sunday afternoon
rerun - August 8, 2010, 10:42 pm

teamwork is what it is about....this will be my 1st favorited poster
Cubbybear - August 8, 2010, 10:41 pm
Thanks for the help
rerun - August 8, 2010, 10:40 pm

This is priceless....I laughed so hard that it woke my dog up.


I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE... - ...Cubby is watching me! And I have no privacy.


TAGS: thanks spacedog
Rating: 4.5/5

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Fozzwad - May 2, 2010, 10:10 pm
I always feel like... You people spend way too much time on inside joke motifakes. Be more creative. Be funny.
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 8:19 pm
Sweeeet.


CAREER CHOICES -


TAGS: aggy road challenge thanks grey
Rating: 4.43/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:12 am
Very funny! Shut up Sanitary-napkin-tizer.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:09 am
Not funny! NEXT!
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:33 pm
I drink to forget!


SKITTLE GIRLS - Believe It or Not! They all TASTE the same. Ok...Yellow is a little sour!


TAGS: thanks rerun
Rating: 4.37/5

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agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 2:32 pm
...and clearly doesn't swallow.


RERUN -


TAGS: thanks to moooooooooooooooooo for the inspiration and rerun for killing our lord and saviour xd
Rating: 4.32/5

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agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:24 pm
Well then, I feel like a king of kings!
rerun - April 19, 2010, 8:23 pm

Oh no, for my touchas, nothing but the best, 2 ply at that
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:21 pm
Perfect... and with your discount kleenex, this'll turn into a fuzzy mess.
rerun - April 19, 2010, 8:20 pm

toooooooooooooo late
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:19 pm
Stay where you are.... you ain't rubbing one off on me!
rerun - April 19, 2010, 8:18 pm

I must be rubbing off on you guys, never in my life have I heard such yiddish
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 8:06 pm
l'chaim! oy oy oy
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 8:05 pm
It's a Mitzvah !!!!! 5 Lions...No Christians
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 7:47 pm
5L's (family price... just for you)
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 7:36 pm
RED SEA PEDESTRIAN! Thanks guys!
rerun - April 19, 2010, 7:33 pm

I would give you a 10L, but I can only afford 5.
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 6:07 pm
TOO Facking funny!


HUMAN NATURE'S DARKSIDE -


TAGS: parody thanks aggy tweak cubby
Rating: 4.22/5

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corneredbadger - July 16, 2010, 10:58 am
sarcasm from aggy? never. Claire, you must be talking about a different aggy i guess
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 11:47 pm
That never ends in a response. But, I'm having a good day... and I hope that you are, too.
Derek - July 15, 2010, 11:38 pm
Ohhhhh - you caught me napping
Claire - July 15, 2010, 11:38 pm
Derek, I think you've just been a victim of Aggy's sarcasm.
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 11:35 pm
Dunno... just looking at your avatar.
Derek - July 15, 2010, 11:31 pm
What do mean? I only vote 5Ls (just not very often.)
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 11:16 pm
Well, we can count on a 5L> vote from Derek.


BARRIERS -




THE MOTIFAKE ROASTS -


TAGS: tribute face thanks fun cubby
Rating: 4.09/5

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Faceplant31 - July 1, 2010, 10:39 am
Agreed! Thanks cub and to all you roastees and roasters it was good times.


CLOSE -


TAGS: thanks logic
Rating: 4/5

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Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:34 pm
THIS=TRUTH 5 out of force flippin' 5


DECISIONS - Life went a bit downhill after breaking up with Sarah Marshall in Hawaii.


TAGS: no drinks for me thanks
Rating: 3.88/5

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AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 4:06 pm
Awesome.


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